people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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