Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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