We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
