Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
