Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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