Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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