Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
God I need to hump something, right now.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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