He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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