It's Friday. Sex?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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