I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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