For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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