don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
