i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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