DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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