Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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