all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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