her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We just shotgunned beers for America
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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