Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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