I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
