Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
