quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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