I just saw a hot homeless man
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Oh god it's open bar.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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