it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Terrible idea I love it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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