Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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