Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My cat gives me a boner
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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