i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Too much gin, very little bucket
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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