Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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