he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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