You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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