you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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