I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
