He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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