I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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