handjob tips. give me some.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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