i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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