so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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