yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
