And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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