Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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