I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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