I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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