Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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