You can't special order awesome
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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