This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The best revenge is premature balding
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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