Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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