I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just tell him i said nine months
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I am available for nakedness
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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