Don't you send me to vm
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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