Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
