Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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