is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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