i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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