I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize
