the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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