But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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