No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so let's talk penis.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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